Well that's one way to keep the paparazzi far from your face. "The Fame" singer has created a couture torture device. Though she may be the only one it's hurting. How does one see out of those things?!
Or should we say Madame Terrifying Read Flying Object of Some Variety? The glasses might be the least insane element of this attire, though Pixar should think about incorporating them into their next insect-related animation: a Pop Star Bug's Life.
Looks like someone is struggling to fill in the letters on Gaga's eyewear puzzle. We're dying to know if the world is a dizzying place through those lenses, but that would require trying them on, which is too terrifying a thought.
The "G.U.Y." singer looks like she stepped out of a Steampunk factory, as Dwayne Wayne! These glasses first reminded us of a rotatry phone, but when we looked closer, the comparison was totally clear: they're viewfinder slides! All Gaga is missing is that giant red mask that you use to click through them!
When Gaga wants her world to look like a giant bruise she wears these two tone goggles. Apparently she likes to wear them with a giant sandwich board dress that looks straight out of a kindergarten play.
Is the "Applause" singer doing some kind of ritualistic dance to the gods of the sun in this getup? We could see this set on the Greek gods and goddesses, if hand crafted sunglasses were around back then.
Here the "DOPE" singer makes a very stately Scottish effort with her eye covers. Though we can't quite imagine the men of the Moors stepping out in this style. Or anyone really.
Who's the leader of the club that's made for her and her alone? L-A-D-Y G! We really hope the goal was to look like a futuristic Disney icon in this black-on-black flip ups. Otherwise, Gaga just looks like the main character from A Different World, not Disney World.