Forgive the weird reference, but this creamy yellow ruffled wreck makes the supermodel look like a brand new character on the Candy Land game board: Queen Butter Cream!
We've never been so confused by a single item of clothing. Is she a ballerina or a roaring '20s bad girl? The top on this Marchesa frock says Black Swan but the bottom says Great Gatsby Gone Wild!
We feel like this Marchesa frock and statement neckace came from Goldie Hawn's wardrobe closet on the '90's classic Overboard. Chokers left the party at the stroke of 2000.
Red, leather and trench coats are perfectly fine in certain combos, but all three together makes for the wrong kind of sexy mess. We blame this one on the house of Saint Laurent.
Is that a giant denim jump suit on the America's Got Talent host? We're all for comfort but this 6397 design is built for a man who spends most of his day laying under a car.
This Michael Kors dress was lovely on its own until Heidi went and ruined it with an awkwardly placed belt. If her Bravo co-star saw this look he'd have some choice words, or he'd just demand it back immediately.
As if this tie-dyed Raquel Allegra sack wasn't "hip mom" enough, the Project Runway star takes it over the edge with black leggings. That peep of shoulder isn't saving this look.