Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho, Dominique Charriau/WireImageNow that Rihanna is involved in this fashion mess, we're legitimately concerned. Just yesterday we attempted to explain Keira Knightley's magician malfunction dress (she obviously got sawed in half but never put back together), and now the "Stay" singer is wearing the exact same style.
Is this chancy Chanel miss going to turn into a chic French trend? Merci don't say oui! We're all about a small waist, but the Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit star and the "Can't Remember to Forget You" crooner look ill!
Picking between these two versions is almost as impossible as figuring out how the getup is constructed in the first place. While Keira's black-and-white combo makes the lack of a middle even more defined, Ri-Ri's sneaks are almost as ridiculous as the overall style! We hate the lavender look less overall, but there's no way that footwear can be involved in any kind of fashion win.
So that makes the Pirates of the Caribbean star the victor by default. Now can someone please make these dresses fall of the back of a Chanel truck before they hit stores?