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Jessica Alba is making us have one of those "Stars...they're nothing like us" moments. We own three coats max in simple, neutral colors, whereas the Spoils of Babylon star appears to have a different outerwear option for every single outfit. And these are very specific looks. As in, not the kind of item you re-wear when paparazzi follow you around morning, noon and night.
Considering that one is bolder and brighter than the next, this becomes a battle of the lesser of two weirdos.