Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for Clear ChannelIf we know Miley Cyrus, then she is fully aware that there's a sliver of underwear sticking out underneath her micro mini skirt. She probably designed the look specifically to earn her a malfunction moment!
And yet part of us so wants to believe that's not the case. Why would any celeb welcome an "I see London, I see France" headline? And if she was so intent on the exposure, why tighty whities and not a sexy, Christmas-red set? We know. We should stop trying to make sense of the "We Can't Stop" singer's style...
It's not like the rest of the look makes any more sense. It's like the pop princess is a posh New Yorker doing a walk of shame in her underwear and some guy's cowboy boots...with the weirdest pom-pom earrings we've ever seen. The fact that we can see her panties is almost the least of her problems! The girl recently dressed as a reindeer and twerked on a little person clad in a silver bodysuit with built-in cone bra.
When it comes to the former Disney star, we're going to stop crying Wardrobe Malfunction and start claiming mental health problems.