Gwyneth Paltrow Looks Like a Black Tie Dalmatian!

Is the Iron Man 3 star campaigning to act in a 101 Dalmatians remake?

By JJ Moore Nov 08, 2013 8:41 PMTags
 Gwyneth PaltrowPascal Le Segretain/Getty Images

Why do we feel like Gwyneth Paltrow stole this dress from the Cruella de Vil section of the Disney costume closet? All we can think about when we look at this black spotted frock is her terrifying voice screeching, "puppies, puppies, puppies!"

It's too far from Halloween for this Prada look to be a couture costume. Plus, the It's All Good author isn't wearing proper doggy ears. But those sequined flowers look way too much like fido's famous spots in our book, even if it is a 101 Dalmatians coloring book...

But here's the strange thing given all that shade we just threw—we totally love this look. Gwyneth rarely makes a wrong style move, and much of that is because she knows what fits her frame. Once again, this strapless top and A-line skirt hit her in all the right places, specifically where the true waist hits, it's keeping her legs looking nice and long. Also, we're total suckers for her perfect blonde locks.

So who cares if it looks like a firehouse dog on top? Much to our surprise, not us!