Jessica Alba's Crazy Kenzo Coat Has Us Feeling Blue

Is the Sin City actress headed to a fashions show or a dojo?

Paris Fashion Week seems to really bring out the crazy in people.

Jessica Alba is no exception in this very bizarre Kenzo coat. The bell sleeves and the geometric pattern details make this outerwear look like a kimono and, in that deep blue, it looks like a kimono made for a JetBlue flight attendant.

Those chunky black sandals are a whole other mystery completely.

Now, if you'll lower your tray table, the Sin City actress will be around shortly to deliver your complimentary in-flight sushi.