Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Parking Ticket, Probably Should be Cited for Skull-Print Neon Tights Too

There are some looks that even a Victoria's Secret model can't get away with

So we have this nephew. He's 18 months old. He has a set of neon pajamas with little skulls all over them. The pajamas work for him, because he's 18 months old and he thinks mashed yams are awesome and that his 4-year-old sister is the wittiest person on the planet and that banging on a Tupperware bowl with a stick is the most fun a guy can possibly have.

If Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio can't manage to pull off her own version of our nephew's jammies, that really says something. It says that unless you really enjoy mashed yams, leave those things at home.

Ironically, Ms. Ambrosio wore these leggings on a coffee run where she just so happened to also get a parking ticket. If only the police could actually write fashion citations...