Ke$ha Creeps Into Chateau Marmont Wearing Little Cat Feet—Call Animal Control

The singer is on the prowl to promote her latest album, and donning a pair of socks that come with whiskers.

By Leslie Gornstein Dec 05, 2012 8:54 PMTags
Kesha, SocksJosephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com

Hello, animal control? We're calling to report Ke$ha. She got loose again. Probably chewed through the bars on her crate.

Yes, we'll hold. [Three minutes later.] Yes, hello. Where is she, you ask? Running around outside the Chateau Marmont. [One minute later.] Yes, we mean Ke$ha. Right. As in the singer.

Yes, we'll hold.

Also, she's stepping on cats. Ha! That got your attention, didn't it? You suddenly don't feel like putting us on hold now, do you?

That's right. Ke$ha is using a pair of kittens as her personal, live footwear.

You'll send the wagon right over? Yeah. Thought so.