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Observe poor Ryan Gosling, who is seconds away from discovering that his girlfriend, Eva Mendes, just scalped the Cookie Monster and is wearing the top of his skull as a hat. She's got a Muppet complex, Ryan, her Pops never loved her and now she prowls the Sesame Streets!
Run, Ryan, run, before Eva claps you in chains, locks you in a soundproof dungeon and makes you pretend that you're her Big Bird for ever and ever!