Peter Kramer/NBCFingerless gloves, glitter and crotch shots, oh my! Of course, we could only be describing the inimitable, the bedazzled, the thigh-high boot loving, Ke$ha, and her performance on the Today Show.
It's become clear that the "Blow" singer's stylist is, in fact, a classroom of kindergarteners with a glue gun and the arts and crafts bucket.
What we can say in response to this is: When your backup dancers look better than you—and remember, they are two face-painted warriors with red feather bibs, ‘80s parachute pants and gold-tipped army boots—it's time to graduate to the next grade level.