Lucy Liu

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When you're a celeb, sometimes people invite you to a parade and hand you the key to a city. Sometimes a designer calls you up and offers to pay you way too much money to wear his gaily colored pants.

And sometimes the world's entire owl population descends upon you, beaks filled with the precious downy feathers of their hatchlings, and crown you their queen.

Congrats, Lucy Liu. Here's hoping you can make the world a safer, more just place for flying rodent-eaters the world over. In the meantime, wear your honorary double-breasted cape with pride.

Just make sure the pockets are cleared of owl pellets.

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