Plenty of country crooners sing about finding their clothes in the two-for-one bin at the local trailer park yard sale, but these ladies at the 2012 CMA Awards are really committing!
Like Faith Hill, for example, who adorned her Roland Mouret trash bag with two packages of fluffy marshmallows. (Which we heard she later donated to a bonfire afterparty—isn't she the sweetest?!)
Then there's Miranda Lambert, who grinned through her hunch because she accidentally snagged this Maria Lucia Hohan blush gown in a size "not enough ta-ta support."
Followed by Hayden Panettiere, who confused this event for a Christmas pageant and sewed a bunch of glittering bulbs together to make this Georges Chakra Couture mini-dress. (We think she'd make a great tree angel, though!)
But no country hoedown would be complete without someone who looks ready to take shots and dance on the bar, like Gwen Sebastian and her off-the-shoulder red dress. Or, for that matter, the dowdy friend who regrets coming to this party in the first place, à la Lisa Marie Presley.
And, where there's country music you'll find a bounty of Kimberly's! Starting with Kimberly Schlapman, who fashioned a magic eye poster into a sleeveless gown and took a page from her raccoon friends in the eye makeup department. Which, of course, made Kimberly Perry so desperate to be the top Kim at the show that she wrapped, what appears to be, Santa's belt around her dress and took a blow torch to her hair.
Now, before you hop into your pickup truck and drive into the sunset, we ask you to tell us this: Which starlet gets your vote for Worst Dressed?