Christina Aguilera Kills Mickey with Her Massive Cleavage, Mouseketeers Everywhere Mourn

Xtina was spotted in Beverly Hills wearing leopard and Mickey, but only one of those survived to tell the tale.

Uhhh, yes, is this the police? We'd like to report a homicide, or maybe it's animal cruelty? Yes, the perp is Christina Aguilera and she cracked open Mickey Mouse's skull with her ta-tas. Yes, we said ta-tas. OK, we'll hold.

The ex-Mickey Mouse Club member flaunts her crime in Beverly Hills at the Samsung Galaxy Note II party—and we're not talking about her red-dipped tips, the leopard hat, or the bedazzled leggings she bought in a size "too tight." Though, those deserve separate and equal sentences as well.

Mickey, RIP, we'll always be loyal Mouseketeers!