Kardashian-length black skirt? Check. Lady Gaga gladiator torture shoes? Check. Honey Boo Boo-esque bra top? Roger that.
Looks like somebody wants her fame to last longer than 15 minutes.
Meet the brand-new Carly Rae Jepsen, all slutted out on the set for her spankin' fresh music video, "This Kiss."
Gone is the lip-chewing innocent who drooled helplessly over a lawnmower boy, wondering if he'd ever, like, call her, maybe. Judging from this new getup, Carly is no longer sittin' by the cell.
Even though Jepsen has been famous for less than a year, we feel like we've been waiting forever for a fresh look on this Canadian ingénue. Especially when you consider that this woman is 26 years old. You read that right: This person has been dressing like a teenager for months. Those boots may look like cages, but maybe, in a way, they're actually setting her free.