May Joan Rivers' birthday be a happy one—but not without its minor annoyances! Or else, what would she complain about?
The comedian turns 79 today, and rather than accentuate the positive, she recently took time to acknowledge what she hates...which includes a lot of things.
In addition to herself, she hates—to name a just few—kids on airplanes, old people writing checks, people with coughs and dog whisperers.
To learn more about what she loathes, pick up her latest book, I Hate Everyone…Starting With Me, which hit stores other than Costco on Tuesday. (She says that the store canceled its bulk order after she refused to remove raunchy jokes from the back cover. Advantage, Rivers: The controversy tripled book sales.)