Christopher Polk, Theo Wargo, Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty ImagesForget girl-on-girl action, today we have a three-way edition of Bitch Stole My Look, featuring House alum Jennifer Morrison, Pussycat Dolls grad Nicole Scherzinger, and country music titan Faith Hill.
Tickets to this Mexican-wrestling-style event are worth every penny, trust—especially if you've been dying to see a red dress get torn apart by somebody like us. (Honestly, starlets, there are other colors in the electromagnetic spectrum! Ask your high school physics teacher, assuming you weren't home schooled!)
So, a country singer, TV actress and a pop princess step into the ring, all wearing the same Bill Blass design...
As we've already determined, the ousted X-Factor judge is clearly our odds-on fave in the ring, with that halter detailing showing off her toned arms and shoulders. Nicole's sassy-banged updo and Winehouse-style eyeliner only add to the singer's confident sass.
As for Faith, we have none in her, at least, not in this number. The hair reminds us of a harried Kate Gosselin after chasing her 8 kids around in a parking lot for an hour. And the dowdy tan patio pumps just make the dresses bow detailing look schoolmarmy, not chic.
And then there's the wild card. Morrison's waistline looks a bit stiff—posing like an Egyptian mummy will do that to a gal—but we love the way her gold accessories and bronze eye makeup keep the look warm and sensual.
Place your bets now.