Milla Jovovich Buried Alive in Precious Metal at Cannes—We Can Think of Worse Ways to Die

Milla Jovovich Buried Alive in Precious Metal at Cannes; We Can Think of Worse Ways To Die

Yep, there's a supermodel swimming around in all that gold and sequins.

We hadn't heard from Milla Jovovich in a few weeks—because, you know, she's our total BFF—so we unleashed a pack of high-fashion search poodles to root her out.

Turns out she was busy being buried alive in a floor-length Prada gown that doubles as a gold mine...

Don't get us twisted: We love this dress...in theory.

But check out these stats: the Resident Evil babe is 36, which means she's been a bona fide supermodel for, no joke, 25 years.

Another fact: Milla is about 5-feet-9-inches—which makes her an official tall drink of water.

Our point is that a gal like her wears clothes, not the other way around, and yet this spangly number with oversized sequins, which she wore to de Grisogono party at Cannes this week, is somehow making Milla its total bitch.

Maybe some tailoring in the bodice would help. When you're one the richest supermodels on the planet a tailor is probably on call, right?