David Beckham: Where do we start?
Does the soccer star know how to be anything but hot? The one and only Mr. Posh Spice and sexy father of four looked utterly yummy in a gray suit, striped tie and pink shirt for an event promoting the upcoming Olympic Games in Athens this week...
We have no idea what that little candylike button is on Beckham's lapel, but we totally volunteer to take a closer look. You know, if we have to. In fact, if we need to lick it until it's a little nub to discover exactly what flavor of irresistibly delicious it is, well, that's just a sacrifice we'll have to make.
If you don't hear from us in 24 hours, do not send in the hounds.
No word on where wife Victoria Beckham was during all this. But if that really was candy on Beckham's lapel, you can guarantee that she would come nowhere near that thing.