Miranda Kerr

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It's a bird! It's a very skinny plane! It's a supermodel!

We already hate Miranda Kerr for many reasons. First, because she looks like this. Second, she's banging Orlando Bloom. Third? Well, again, she looks like this.

And now we have a whole other reason to boil with contempt: The 29-year old stunner can channel Marilyn Monroe using little more than a white gown and a tan. Mrs. Bloom isn't even blond—not even a blond!—and she's evoking almost as much bombshell chic as any 1950s sex symbol...

Australia's first Victoria's Secret Angel showed off her Carla Zampatti dress, red lips and flawless model bod at the Women of Style Awards 2012 in Australia this week.

Did we mention why Miranda was there? She has her own skincare line, Kora Organics, which is so good it garnered a nomination in the beauty category.

So, if you're keeping score, our leggy friend also earns millions of dollars a year and has a cute baby son named Flynn.

Did we mention we hate her?

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