AnnaLynne McCord

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The circus has come to town—Cirque du Soleil's Iris, to be specific. And Joan Rivers has an issue with this sideshow attraction.

"I want to say something nice. Of all the mole people living in the sewer system, she is the best dressed," quipped the Fashion Police host after catching sight of AnnaLynne McCord's earthy ensemble.

And that's not all. The hostess with the mostest talks dick magnets, vajazzling, copycat fashion and more!

So click in and get all of Joan's jokes that didn't make it on air in our sassy sartorial photo gallery.

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