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When Madonna attends the 2011 Gucci Award for Women in Cinema looking like a Hollywood scream queen you know Joan Rivers is gonna have to weigh in.
"Her daughter Lola loves this dress. She's just happy that her mom's not flashing her cooch," quipped the Fashion Police host before adding, "She has a lot in common with Melissa."
And that's not all. The hostess with the mostest talks tight fits, cocoon clothing and more!
So click in and get all of Joan's jokes that didn't make it on air in our sassy sartorial photo gallery.