Caption Mischa Barton's Flapper Flap

Actress attends a polo match, not a Halloween party, in a flapper costume. Write a clever caption about her getup and we'll post our favorite...

UPDATE:

Daniel Boone Says: "Davy Crockett is calling from his grave and he wants his raccoon hat back!"
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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Mischa Barton, at the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic in Los Angeles

It's all about having fun and dressing up in vintage chic at an event like a polo tournament, but poor Meesh took it too far—looks like she went straight to the costume store for this flapper dress and crazy feather and raccoon-tail hat. Sweetie, it's a polo match, not a Halloween party!

What do you think of the former O.C. star's nutty '20s getup? Write a clever caption below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.

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