"Jacqueline Bisset is here to finish her acceptance speech"
"My amazing hair resolution is still holding strong."
"Always love experiencing Vegas with my boy @ChrisFranjola. #MultiplePhotoBombs"
"Jo Koy, Jeff Wild and me are on Chelsea Lately tonight! Wed Jan 15 at 11pm on E! We talk Chris Christie and a new app for cheaters."
"Good morning grossness"
"Backstage at Chelsea. No Filter."
"Ugh, it's so obnoxious, I can't go ten minutes without somebody recognizing me from Chelsea Lately."
"Love is in the air"
"Tonight's show, the little kardashians! @KylieJenner@KendallJenner"
"With my prom date @Fergie at the Trevor Project event."
"Tokyo lunch with @ChrisFranjola and @ChuyBravo. Chuy will soon be offering ramen at his taqueria."
"2 burritos, 1 burro and 1 pretty @marpop"
"great time at our annual @chelsealately Xmas party! Could @ChrisFranjola & @RyanBasford be any cuter?"
"Watch Chelsea Lately tonight! I'm on with these two characters @sarahcolonna @Gary_Valentine"
"Thanks for the Channukah sweaters, @GeltFiend! How did you know there were Jews on a writer's staff?"
"Another fun Sons Of Anarchy after show #anarchyafterword. Great season. Thanks Kurt, Maggie and Katie for a good night."
"Side saddle"
"Taking my dad, Ronnie Kirkman, out for Dunkin Donuts on Thanksgiving morning. I have a gift cahhhd."
"Because of the E! Network I can now get my car free vacuumed here"
"I wear sun glasses inside when I don't want to cry from cutting onions @Chuybravostacos"
"Chunk has a hot spot"
"Happy Veteran's Day!"
"2:48 P.M. Chelsea Lately offices with @jiffywild . Photo cred @jenkirkman"
"Please RT and donate for my dear friend suffering from Elephantiasis"