All week people were telling me that I had to watch the Golden Globes. They said that it was something that I should not miss. So, last night, I sat down ready to see golden globes and all I saw were the same Hollywood assholes I see every day at work. I thought it was an award show about really nice boobs. They really need to rename it. I know I'm not the only one who fell for that trick. I'm starting an online petition as soon as I can figure out how to get to the petition website.