Mall Rat

Kristen Stewart can't go to the mall anymore

By Chelsea Handler Jan 19, 2011 11:00 PMTags
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Kristen Stewart did an interview in the new issue of Vogue, and she once again talks about how difficult it is to be her. "There's no way to eloquently put this," she complained. "I just can't go to the mall. It bothers me that I can't be outside very often." First of all, who wants to go to the mall? It's a huge blessing to not have to take an escalator up three levels trying to hit the 15 percent sale at Macy's; although, I do miss the occasional trip to Hot Dog on a Stick. Second, why is this girl always complaining? I understand that at times it can be difficult to get some privacy, but if what you miss most is the mall, you have some bigger issues. She later told the magazine that one of her favorite hobbies is golf, and since one can't golf indoors without seriously injuring others, obviously she does get to go outside often enough. The only good thing about this interview is that it gives me another reason not to go see the new Twilight movie, although Chuy's fear of vampires is usually reason enough.