twitter.comJersey Shore nugget Snooki recently appeared on Ellen to promote her new book, A Shore Thing. She admitted to Ellen DeGeneres that the book is "a little vulgar," which isn't something she needed to explain. For the most part, Snooki talked about how much she enjoys drinking. She told the host that she "blacks out" from drinking about once a month. "I want to remember my night and sometimes I just don't," she explained. It makes me sad when I hear that a little nugget like her can't handler her liquor. I mean, it doesn't surprise me...alcohol doesn't have far to travel in her body, so of course it goes right to her head. If Snooki wants some tips on how to balance her life while also enjoying a few cups of vodka, I can teach her. I'm here for you, girl. You don't always have to wake up next to a billy goat wondering where your keys are. On the other hand, if you want to continue this path of drinking until you don't know what happened, there is a bright side. Like the rest of the world, you can just tune in to Jersey Shore to see how embarrassed you should be about your behavior the night before. See you on Monday, girl.