Snooki's Lack of Nooky

Snooki is abstaining from sex...kind of

Snooki recently appeared on a Detroit morning radio show. During the interview, she revealed that she hasn't hade sex in three months. She made this statement on the heels of Brandy revealing that she hasn't had sex in years. It sounds to me like the little nugget from Jersey is trying to steal the singer from Dancing With the Stars' black thunder. Snooki also explained that she doesn't plan on getting pregnant any time soon. She went on to say that she is "really into family values." If you've ever seen an episode of Jersey Shore, you know that that is a big fat lie. I believe it was about three months ago that Snooki got in a little bit of trouble and promised to "cut back" on drinking during the day. What a coincidence. Everyone knows that the less you drink, the less you pork.