Hilton Makeover

Paris Hilton is doing her life over

By Chelsea Handler Oct 20, 2010 3:00 PMTags
Paris HiltonAP Photo/Mark Damon

I know this is a controversial thing to say, but I'm starting to think that Paris Hilton isn't that smart. In an "exclusive interview" with RadarOnline, Hilton opened up about her new outlook on life. She said that the party scene has "gotten old" and she is "moving on" with her life. Translation: "I got busted with cocaine and Vegas won't let me back in, so I need to find a new hobby." Hilton also addressed the judge's sentence for her to perform 200 hours of community service. "My community service is really important to me," she said, and then went on to explain that she feels that it's important to "give back." Hey dumbass: If the court orders you to do something for the community, it's not "giving back," it's called probation, and if you don't do it you'll go to jail. See: Lindsay Lohan.