Big Alley

Kirstie Alley is back on the diet train

By Chelsea Handler Oct 01, 2010 10:00 PMTags
Kirstie AlleyAP Photo/Matt Sayles

Kirstie Alley recently tweeted that she's lost over 50 pounds. She had gained back all of the weight that she lost on Jenny Craig and decided to do something about it. I can't take this kind of yo-yo bulls--t from Kirstie anymore. She has been up and down with her weight more times than Paris Hilton has been up and down a penis. It's enough already. I remember the good-old days when Kirstie didn't mind that she was heavy. She just talked about how it didn't matter what she looked like as long as she was happy on the inside. I don't know how her actual insides felt about that time in her life; my guess is not great. Now every time she decides she wants to lose weight again she is back in our faces yelling about her new diet or documenting the process on A&E...or as I like to call it, A&Eat. I'm just glad this is the last season of Oprah, because I can't handle seeing the 190 pounds that's left of Kirstie in a leopard bikini.