Drake
Amanda Bynes: "@drake please don't think you're good looking! Ew!...I'll post ugly pics of @Drake every time I see one! Not hard ;)...Ugly far apart eyes"
Drake: No response. No attempt to collect on Amanda's previous tweet, "I want @drake to murder my vagina"
Barack and Michelle Obama
Amanda Bynes: "Barack and Michelle Obama are ugly!"
POTUS: No response. But he's definitely not arresting that cop who cited Bynes for drunk driving now.
Rihanna
Amanda Bynes: "@rihanna Chris brown beat you because you're not pretty enough...I met ur ugly face in person! U aren't pretty u know it!"
Rihanna (via Twitter): "Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention?"
Zac Efron
Amanda Bynes: "@zacefron has an ugly face"
Zac Efron: [says nothing, remains gorgeous with a six-pack]
Courtney Love
Courtney Love (following Amanda's arrest): "@Amanda Bynes pull it together dude"
Amanda Bynes: "Courtney Love is the ugliest woman I've ever seen. To be mentioned by her at all makes me and all my friends laugh!"
Miley Cyrus
Amanda Bynes: "Ur ugly @mileycyrus"
Miley Cyrus (to told Hot 95.5): "It's so sad to me...I was rooting for her comeback."
Jenny McCarthy
Jenny McCarthy: "Police are at @AmandaBynes house. I hope they get her help. Enough of this circus. She needs help."
Amanda Bynes: "you're ugly! Police weren't at my house old lady! Shut the f--k up!...I need help? What are u talking about? Aren't u 50 years old? I'm 27, u look 80 compared to me! Why are you talking about me?"
Her Sister, Jillian Bynes
Amanda Bynes: "My sister Jillian Has An Ugly Face Don't Worry Drake"
[Note: Amanda has frequently @replied Drake to tell him that it's OK that he's ugly, this seems to be a random continuation.]
Her Dad, Rick Bynes
Amanda Bynes: "My dad is as ugly as RuPaul! So thankful I look nothing like you both! I had nose surgery after my mug shots so my nose and I are gorgeous"
[Note: Amanda has previously been very vocal about being estranged from her parents.]
Her Mom, Lynn Bynes
Amanda Bynes: "My mom is ugly and old and desperate for my attention! Leave me alone my ugly mom!"
[Note: Only one member of the Bynes family has escaped membership to The Ugly Club—her older brother, Tommy.]
Drake's Mom, Sandi Graham
Amanda Bynes: "The only person uglier than @drake is his mom"
Sandi Graham: Like her son, Aubrey Graham, she does not engage Amanda in the wake of this Yo' Mama joke.
Jay-Z
Amanda Bynes (alongside a photo of Jay-Z): "Ugly face"
Jay-Z: [Nothing. He continues to be a millionaire anyway.]
Jason Biggs
Jason Biggs: "'@AmandaBynes: You get turned on but what you are not by what you're not' Are you having a stroke?"
Amanda Bynes: "you're so ugly I won't talk to you"
Kid Cudi
Amanda Bynes (to Complex magazine): "Ur d--k whipped by my ugly ex @ducidni who's looks and talent have always been questionable to me, him being the ugly ducking that he is and all."
Amanda Bynes, later: "I want to apologize to Scott Mescudi. My account was hacked, I didn't call him ugly. He's not ugly. He's gorgeous and we dated! I love him;)"
Keith Rivers
Amanda Bynes: "The only other ugly black guy I dated is named Keith Rivers! You won't want him or Scott Mescudi [Kid Cudi]. They have herpes and are ugly!"
Keith Rivers of the New York Giants (via Twitter): "as we all know amanda bynes is going through a tough time. the statements that were made by her are completely untrue and unfounded."
RuPaul
Amanda Bynes: "My dad is as ugly as RuPaul! So thankful I look nothing like you both! I had nose surgery after my mug shots so my nose and I are gorgeous"
RuPaul: "Derogatory slurs are ALWAYS an outward projection of a person's own poisonous self-loathing @AmandaBynes...Lipsync 4 Ya Life: 'She's more to be pitied than scolded' by Ricky Skaggs"
Dr. Drew
Dr. Drew: "I think it may be time to leave @AmandaBynes alone. She will get help if she wants it & if she needs it,hopefully before serious consequences."
Amanda Bynes: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? What kind of help are you referring to? You're ugly and I want you to leave me alone!"
Chrissy Teigen
Chrissy Teigen: "The fact that Amanda Bynes has any 'support' to retweet is really unsettling...Support people with mental illness, yes. But don't condone/enable scary and poor behavior."
Amanda Bynes: "Ur not a pretty model compared to me...I don't look up to u beauty wise. I'm far prettier than u! I'm offended that you're saying I have a mental illness when I show no sign of it, but thankfully not one man that wants me wants you and you are an old ugly model compared to me! You look 45! You're not pretty so I'm not intimidated by you! I think you're jealous that you're just an ugly model whos career is uninspiring! I don't respect you! You're no beauty queen! I'm a beauty queen."
Lance Bass
Lance Bass (to Mark and Mercedes show): "I'm actually really scared for her, and I hope someone is able to get to her to give her the help she needs."
Amanda Bynes: "I ignored Lance Bass on twitter and now he is saying I have a mental illness. Sorry you're an ugly ex boy band member w/ no talent or career"
Matt Prokop
Matt Prokop: "'@AmandaBynes: If you're not hot I don't care about you' look in a mirror... Stop getting work done. Save what's left."
Amanda Bynes: "@mattpro13 your girlfriend has an ugly face like you"
Sarah Hyland
Amanda Bynes (to Hyland's boyfriend, Matt Prokop): "your girlfriend has an ugly face like you...I like her ugly face! She isn't as pretty as me! You need to put up two comparable professional photos! She's not a model I am!!!"
Sarah Hyland: "So me and @mattpro13 have officially made it. @AmandaBynes called us ugly! #blessed"
The Cop Who Arrested Her
Police Officer: "You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent, etc. etc." (We assume.)
Amanda Bynes (after claiming sexual harassment): "His punishment will be being the cop who sexually harassed someone who would never find him handsome enough to be my boyfriend. That's worse than any time in jail."
Her Old Nose
New Amanda Bynes: "The reason I've asked all magazines and blogs to stop using old photos of me is I don't look like that anymore! I had a nose job to remove skin that was like a webbing in between my eyes...I wasn't going to tell anyone, but I look so much prettier in my new photos that I don't want old photos used anymore!"
[Note: She has not explicity called her old nose "ugly," but she does consider herself a hero for "suffering" with it for 27 years.]
Everyone Who Thinks She's Crazy
Amanda Bynes: "I have no clue [why people say I'm insane]. Every time I've heard it, it came from an ugly person's mouth, so I don't care. I have only hot friends...I feel like I'm being punked by the amount of hate from ugly dudes and women. I don't know you and don't know what you're talking about!"
Everyone: "Girl, you crazy."