"@joshwolfcomedy and I are excited to get our country on tonight!"
"Scooting through Venice! Love the bitch! I mean beach :)"
"Nothing makes me happier then knowing my family is about to come down the escalator at the airport."
Heather killing it at the American Comedy Co.
"Laying down backstage at @americancomco listening to the late crowd. Holy shit they are drunk & chatty. Can I nap?"
"Hey @chrisfranjola, I got a new hat; I'm ready for the Hamptons."
"Enjoying the day in my Florescent fring bikini"
"Livin La Vida Loca on the streets of Puerto Rico. #salsa #medalla. Photo by @hekoontz"
"Oh, Lord. Ha. "@JEREMYDOLCE: lolllll @sarahcolonna #AfterLately"
"Hello. Hello. RT "@LloydDobler89 Oh hello, @JenKirkman in @zooeymagazine."
"Getting a Chardonnay in Bev Hills"
"I'm assuming this is how you use a neck pillow. #dumbass #flying"
"Tonight on After Lately we deliver Emmy worthy performances. Watch 10:30 tonight"
"Lunch dates"
"Look who I'm having lunch with today. What a babe?"
"How gorgeous is @ChelseaHandler? Especially with a copy of my book :) get yours http://heathermcdonald.net"
"Getting ready for After Lately tonight at 10:30"
"WOW. Pic of me and @oliviawilde ! RT "@oliviawilde: Goddammit I love @chelsealately."
"How maj! I met @rachelzoe today!"
"This is what happened when I met @RealJoeFrancis...also known as the creator of Girls Gone Wild."
"Lunch with my good friend and fashion adviser @chrisfranjola"
"I'm on the roundtable tonight with @LoniLove & @julezmac - Watch it suckas"