The circus came to town and Chaka offered to work the flying trapeze. (Let's just hope that outfit flies away with her.)
Now we know what happened to our shag carpet.
We can all agree that Glenn should burn this immediately, right?
Lady Gaga is killing crows to make her outfits now. Naturally.
This is what happens when you invite crazy to the masquerade ball.
Tara got inspiration for those extensions by watching Girls Gone Wild infomercials late at night.
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OK, fine, you're "hardcore" Avril. And by that, we mean hard on the eyes.
Let this be a lesson: skintight leggings do not come in one size fits all.
It's tough being a cougar, but someone's gotta set the bar low. Right, Madge?
We heard a really awful fairytale about these evil aliens who clacked toward the palace to slay the princess. Luckily, they were so hideous that they burned alive at the gates.
If we weren't so offended by those shoes we'd be able to tell Teri how awful the rest of her getup is.
Keira's like a little weed that sprung up right in the middle of a beautiful garden. And we'd like to pluck it.
Nothing like utilizing some nice purple silk sheets when the cleaner loses the gown you were meant to wear.
Looking for a sugar daddy, Hayden? We bet Woody Allen would be willing to take a meeting.
Don't try this at home, bitches.
Pssst...Elizabeth...You're not a geisha! Also? No geisha in their right mind would wear something as fugly as that.
The Cryptkeeper had better days than this photo.
We're just impressed these puppies haven't called child services on Rosario.
We've seen bath mats cuter than Nicki's jacket.
Is it cold in here or is it just Melody's nips?
Claire plays a nut job on Homeland, and it looks like she's method acting on the carpet as well.
When the person you look like is Fred Flinstone, abort the outfit.
Behold, the bastard child of Peter Pan.
When your leg looks better than the dress, we've got problems.