Alana wins Queen in her age group at Rock Star Divas pageant. Thankyouverymuch.
We finally get to see Mama June's infamous "forklift foot" when she takes of her sock at the water park.
It's Christmas in July! Maybe come the real holiday, Alana can ask Santa for another pig.
Sadly, Glitzy is working out so well as a family pet, so Sugar Bear has to return him to the breeder. Our hearts break along with Honey Boo Boo's as she bids him a tearful farewell.
Family friend "Crazy Tony" takes the family foor-wheeling, and drags Mama through the mud.
In episode two, we meet the family new pet, Glitzy. It's also when Alana gives us our new favorite catchphrase, "You can't tell that pig what to do." If he wants to be a gay pageant pig, so be it.
Mama June treats the girls to a spa day, but refuses to get a pedicure herself, due to her "forklift foot."
When asked by her pageant coach who Elvis is, Alana replies, "Santa's helpers." Love!
The Thompson family attends a food auction, scoring big-ticket items like snack cakes.
OK, really, what part of the first episode wasn't an OMG moment? Rednecks, teen moms, extreme couponing—this series has it all!
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