How do you get the party started? Have a huge international star come out and shush all the millionaire celebrities in the crowd. OK, that's one way.
Did you notice how he was talking directly to us? OK, fine; he was presenting an award, too.
Sure, they're starring in their very own 3-D film, but the JoBros kept themselves subdued and serious to present the animation award.
Totally hogging all the dramatic categories, the actress took home both acting awards and flouted the old Hollywood protocol that dictates a twice-nominated thespian must accept only an award for the less-deserving film performance. This rewrites all the rules.
The master of uncomfortable humor made the most of his time presenting, cracking a Holocaust joke and casting doubt on the Globes due to the HFPA not nominating him for something. Later, Sacha Baron Cohen would come in a close second for tweaking the audience.
Think this Best Actor winner doesn't know he has a lot to be grateful for? The guy thanked his agent, his agent's boss and his dogs. That's gratitude, man.
The self-proclaimed face of postracial America did not forget to thank a very important guy named J.Z. No, not the rapper, but NBC honcho Jeff Zucker, who controls whether 30 Rock stays on the air.
Sure, you probably haven't seen the director's Slumdog Millionaire, but after all the awards it has picked up already, you must want to, right?
In a bittersweet moment, the director accepted Heath Ledger's acting award for The Dark Knight.
Whatever this guy does, he brings it: Whether he's acting or producing or just in the audience and mugging for the camera, this guy wants you to have a great time.
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