"Are you kidding me? I don't know what I'm going to talk about in therapy next week now. I won something!"
Hopefully that means the Modern Family star's 2011 win means shorter, and therefore, less expensive sessions from here on out.
"This is just awkward for so many reasons."
Not the least of which is no doubt accepting a second consecutive Emmy for your work on The Big Bang Theory in 2011 from none other than Charlie Sheen at the height of his "winning" ways.
"I'd trade this to look like him, I'll be honest with you."
Alec Baldwin reveals what he really wants after receiving an award for his work on 30 Rock from presenter Rob Lowe in 2009.
"I'm unemployed now, so I'd like to be on Mad Men. I also like The Office and 24."
Even though her show Pushing Daisies had been canceled, Kristin was still honored for her performance, and she took the opportunity to put her name out there.
"I have offered to go to the south Sudan and have, like, a wardrobe malfunction. But it was pointed out to me that I'm 49, and that the consensus was that it'd be upsetting and kind of sad."
Back in 2010, Clooney clued us in on how far he'll go to promote awareness when he accepted the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award.
"My own mother told me I didn't have a shot in hell of winning tonight, so I don't really have anything prepared. But she's a really big supporter. She does love me."
We just imagine Heigl's mom didn't want her daughter to be disappointed back in 2007 if she didn't win. But she took home the trophy for her work on Grey's Anatomy!
"To be honest, that's all I'm focused on...There isn't a moment that goes by when I don't think, 'When am I going to take Don Knotts down?'"
The Entourage star, when asked if he was looking to beat Don Knotts' record for consecutive Emmy wins.
"I thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities. Well done. That is what all parents should do."
Another Emmys speech from the 30 Rock star and another great quote that just goes to show why we love her.
"(Golfer) Lee Travino was struck by lightning twice, now I know how he feels. I'm so thankful for so many things. I'm thankful that Glenn Close is a woman...I'm a poor kid from the Valley. I don't know what I'm doing up here. I feel like 'Cinderfella.'"
The moment clearly hadn't sunk in for the Breaking Bad star when he won back in 2009.
"I used to not think awards were important. Now I think they're the true measure of a human being."
It's funny how a little thing like an Emmy can change one's outlook, and the Two and a Half Men star is the first to jokingly admit it in 2009.
"I would like to dedicate this to all of my teachers, who taught me to sing and fingerpaint."
When he won in 2010, Ryan clued us in that this simple activity as a kid could be the gateway to a successful career in television. Good to know.
"This is the most ridiculous thing...I'm not funny!"
You might not think so, Edie, but your peers disagree and thought your work on Nurse Jackie in 2010 was award-worthy.
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