51/100+
Anthony Monterotti, PacificCoastNews.com
"Look at Christina's ass! The 50 stars on our flag represent the 50 states, whereas the four hundred and eighty six stars on Christina's jeans represent pies."
"Christina's got more junk in that trunk than a full season of Storage Wars."
"I don't know where she's going in this picture, but I'm praying it's into a Jenny Craig."