Or should we say Officer McCallister? That's right, Kevin's torturous older brother Buzz (Devin Ratray) makes a small but memorable appearance as a cop called to the house Max (Archie Yates) shares with his family after Jeff (Rob Delaney) and Pam (Ellie Kemper), the Fritzovskis, first attempt to break in. Alas, the couple is able to dupe him and get away. Buzz, your detective skills, woof!
While Macaulay Culkin did not reprise his iconic role, we do get an update on what Kevin is like as an adult, courtesy of Buzz: He designs home security systems, starting McCallister Home Security. Looks like someone found a healthy way to deal with his childhood trauma.
Buzz also reveals that it's an annual holiday tradition for Kevin to send in a prank call about a kid being left home alone to mess with Buzz, which is 1. Such a little brother move. 2. A pretty awful use of police resources! As Buzz once again sighs, "Trout-sniffer."
Like in the OG, both families featured in this movie decide to order pizza for dinner from none other than Little Nero's, which Kate paid $122.50 plus tip for back in 1990. Glad to see business is still a-boomin!
It seems even fake gangster movies are getting remakes these days as Jeff's brother Hunter (Timothy Simons) is unimpressed while watching a sci-fi reimagination of Angels With Filthy Souls, the R-rated movie Kevin isn't allowed to watch.
"This is garbage,'" Hunter says. "I don't know why they are always trying to remake the classics. They're never as good as the originals."
While Joe Pesci's Harry lost his prized gold tooth during his kerfuffle with Kevin, Jeff unfortunately loses a real canine when he flies into a tree thanks to one of Max's tricks.
Listen, living up to Uncle Frank's delightfully demented turn—"Look what you did, you little jerk!"—is no easy task, so Home Sweet Home Alone brought in two actors to serve as Max's relatives: Chris Parnell as Uncle Stu, who is constantly in the bathroom and suffers from sleep apnea, and Pete Holmes as Uncle Blake, who threatens to shave a child's head if they miss their flights and has a penchant for three-foot Toblerone bars from the duty-free shop at the airport.
Naturally, the movie uses John Williams' original score, which earned him an Oscar nomination. The sentimental tune kicks in for the first time just as Max realizes he's home alone. Meanwhile, the mischievous music comes in as Max is setting up his house for Jeff and Pam's arrival.
And in the church scene, the Fritzovski's daughter is part of the children's choir. The song they perform? "O Holy Night," the same holiday carol a group sings in the original. (Remember, Old Man Marley's estranged granddaughter was in the choir and it was the only time he could see her. Tears!)
While the screenwriters mostly resisted the urge to have Max repeat some of Kevin's most memorable quotes, they did include one: "Given up yet or are you thirsty for more?"