"The only thing I'm guilty of is being Shah-mazing."
"If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you."
"I may be known for my ice, but I always bring the heat."
"In a town of beauties and beasts, there's only one wild Rose."
"I was raised a Mormon but now, I'm raising a glass of champagne."
"I have plenty of everything, including opinions."
"You don't have to like me. I love myself enough for the both of us."