Every Thursday, the volunteer Fashion Police unit mobilizes to slap offending fashionistas with their zingers. It's become our favorite day of the week, so we thought we’d honor the intrepid commenters who make us giggle. The Perp: Sarah Jessica Parker, in Balmain at the New York City Ballet Malquida Says: "Somebody needs to slap Susan Lucci's bodyguards for letting SJP in Susan's glittertastic closet! Take it back, it burns my eyes!"
Every Thursday, the volunteer Fashion Police unit mobilizes to slap offending fashionistas with their zingers. It's become our favorite day of the week, so we thought we’d honor the intrepid commenters who make us giggle.
The Perp: Sarah Jessica Parker, in Balmain at the New York City Ballet
The Perp: Madonna, in Louis Vuitton at the Gucci Tattoo Heart Collection to Benefit UNICEF
Slistie Says: "I wonder how many Muppets had to give their lives for that outfit..."
The Perp: Melanie Brown, living up to her Scary Spice alter ego at the Mobo Awards in London Karen Says: "Beam me up, Scotty! What? Isn't this the Star Trek convention?"
The Perp: Melanie Brown, living up to her Scary Spice alter ego at the Mobo Awards in London
Karen Says: "Beam me up, Scotty! What? Isn't this the Star Trek convention?"
The Perp: Aubrey O'Day and her poor pooch, at Declare Yourself's Domino Effect bash
Cablegirl Says: "I'm not sure what's worse, her overexposed 'puppies' or her two pooches (her belly and the dog)."
The Perp: Eva Longoria Parker, in Scherer Gonzalez at the ALMA Awards
Bf2 Says: "Mother of gawd, what happened here? She looks like one of those funky dolls you put over a roll of toilet paper."
The Perp: Jennifer Lopez, at a Children's Defense Fund event in Denver
Malquida Says: "OMG! First lady Laura Bush got a tan and hair extensions!!! Oh, wait...J.Lo just raided her closet. My bad."
The Perps: Naomi Campbell and Vogue's André Leon Talley, at the CFDA Awards in NYC
Averting Eyes Says: "I just feel sorry for the pink alligator."
The Perp: Mary-Kate Olsen, at New Yorkers for Children Celebrate New Year's in April: A Fool's Fete
April Says: "In the likely event that Mary-Kate trips over the hem of her dress, her protective headgear will prevent head trauma."
The Perp: Janet Jackson, at the Alexander McQueen store opening in Los Angeles
Anonymous Says: "Is Alexander McQueen a sewing store? I think she's modeling a bolt of fabric."
The Perp: Paris Hilton, reminding us all to vote with this star-spangled Tracy Reese dress at the Late Show With David Letterman
Aiya Says: "Paris shows her American pride as we hail to her chi-chis. If that dress slips any lower we'll all see her two mountains majesty!"
The Perp: Mena Suvari, at Kid Rock's New Year's Eve party at the Hotel Gansevoort in NYC
Lori Says: "Maybe it is just the black leggings, but I swear I hear the strains of 'Love Is a Battlefield' coming from this outfit. Mena needs to remember to use the eyeliner in zigzags on her face next time she decides to do her impression of a blond Pat Benatar."
The Perp: Drew Barrymore, at the Palm Springs Film Festival
Tflucht Says: "Proudly bearing her award for the combination Miss Congeniality and Cow Milking contest, Drew models the latest in 4H fashion."
The Perp: Heather Graham, at the G-Star party at New York's Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Emily Says: "I think Hugh Grant tried to 'give her a ride' in his car once."
The Perp: Lily Allen, at the British Fashion Awards
Rochelle Says: "I totally understand her problem. My origami projects never work out either."