Look, she's already adopted most of the third world, so why not take her charitable nature and worldly knowledge to the Oval Office? And what a gorgeous First Family the Jolie-Pitts would be!
Hopefully Charlie learned a few things from his dad when he was in office on TV, which totally counts because President Bartlet was awesome. Charlie also would bring an extensive knowledge of one of the biggest issues affecting our country: drugs. We only hope he uses the knowledge and power for good and not more hookers.
The rapper-turned-entreprenuer must already manage a staff as big as the White House. And while we definitely think he has the skillset to run the country, we'll admit we're most excited about having Beyoncé as the first lady. So glamorous!
Ryan Seacrest can and does every other job in this country, might as well throw the biggest one ever on top of his already superlong list. And do we think Ryan could handle it? Of course! He's a business savvy, deal-making force of nature. He'd put in a full day of presidential work and still come by our offices to host E! News.
She's super-smart, an amazing writer, hilarious and can out-Sarah Palin Sarah Palin. Basically everything we want in our first female president!
Clooney is already very political and once he chooses a cause, he is in it to win it—malaria and all. Add that passion to his charm, good looks and that great voice for public speaking/beer commercials and it's like the easiest win ever.
If Miss Congeniality proved anything, it's that Sandra Bullock is a true patriot (and also really funny and pretty and good at pratfalls). The actress has the grace and humility we love to see in our public figures and the whole country is already cheering for her after what Jesse James did to her. Might as well capitalize off that!
All jokes aside, the Daily Show really does give us more analysis of news and politics in a half hour than any 24-hour cable news channel. He probably would never really run for president, but that's why we want him in the White House even more! Not to mention he comes with Stephen Colbert. How's that for bipartisanship?
He thrives on fear, once driving a rental car into the Hudson River to practice escaping it. Oh wait, that's Jack Donaghy. We're sure Alec wouldn't mind playing the 30 Rock boss for another 4-8 years. He owes it to his country!
We already know Lady Gaga cares about the issues and she's pretty fearless. Sure some of those outfits might freak out the international community a little, but that's just American innovation for you! And who wouldn't love to see how she would trick out her Air Egg One?
Actor-writer-director-painter-student-Oscar host, this guy is a modern day Renaissance man who seems able to take on anything. So let's throw in President of the United States! He'll make a fascinating documentary about the whold thing too which will then will an Oscar for Best Documentary, obvs.
If he can protect the country from terrorist plots in 24, then why not in the White House? And just look at him. Who in their right mind would want to mess with that?
She's built a media empire, is adored by many (she'd probably get the highest percentage in history for the popular vote), encourages her followers to be better people and loves to give things away! She's even already got a weekly address to the nation all worked out. She's all set!
Awww! Just look at him—he's like the nicest, most trustworthy man in the world. So who wouldn't be willing to put the entire fate of our nation in his hands?
The Jersey Shore star has already been namedropped by President Obama, which must mean she's on the right track to the White House. She would certainly bring an everyman quality to the most prestigious position in our country and there's always something about rooting for the underdog that unites us Americans. Snooki: The Great Uniter? Actually sounds...possible!