Eunice, 23, Flight Attendant, Chicago
Eunice is a FLIGHT ATTENDANT. Peter is a PILOT. It's a match made at 25,000 feet (or whatever a good altitude is). She's never introduced any of her bad boy boyfriends to her family. She loves Christmas because she loves Christmas music, and her signature dance move is something called "the ponytail helicopter." She sounds like a ready-made Christmas movie protagonist and we are rooting for her to find that Christmas magic in the sky.
Jade, 26, Flight Attendant, Arizona
Jade grew up mormon and got married at 26, but she is now divorced. She is also a FLIGHT ATTENDANT working on her pilot's license, while Peter is a PILOT and we're beginning to think someone did this ON PURPOSE. She loves line dancing, hosting game nights, describes her aesthetic as "organized chaos," and is very afraid of heights despite the fact that she is a flight attendant, a job that takes place in the sky.
Megan, 26, Flight Attendant, San Francisco
Ok, this is the third flight attendant and something is fishy here. This flight attendant loves to hike, ski, and hang out with her dog, Bear. Her mom is her best friend, she's a facemask enthusiast, and she has a great desire to travel to Zion National Park. Megan is thrilling and now we're hoping for a final three entirely consisting of flight attendants.
Victoria P, 27, Nurse, Louisiana
Former pageant girl Victoria P. had a tough time as a kid. She lost her dad at a young age and her mother and sister struggled with drug addiction, though they're both sober now. She was cheated on in her last relationship, she gives the best hugs, really wants to travel to Italy, hates raisins in her cookies, and is afraid of murky water and chicken served on the bone.
Lauren, 26, Marketing Executive, Los Angeles
Lauren (the only Lauren!) is a marketing exec and a fashion blogger who also spent one season as a Laker Girl. Texas is her bucket list location, and she conducts exit interviews with all her exes to find out what went wrong. Lauren wants a man who will open her car door and hold her hand on the way to church, and who will also support her career ambitions and not hold her back.
Tammy, 24, House Flipper, New York
Tomboy Tammy is "in the process of taking over the world," and has been working ever since high school. In high school, she got herself onto the boys' wrestling team, and now can't seem to find anyone in her hometown who's ambitious enough for her. She ghosted the last guy she dated, and hasn't yet told her mom she's going on The Bachelor, so that's gonna be fun.
Madison, 23, Foster Parent Recruiter, Alabama
For some reason, much of Madison's bio is about how good she was at basketball in high school, which presumably ended five years ago. She really wants a guy who wants kids, and she really loves Jesus. The one book she'd want to have on a deserted island is the Bible, and her dream is to travel around doing missionary work. She'd love to open an orphanage one day, and she'd much rather wear a cool pair of Jordans than any heel.
Deandra, 23, Home Care Coordinator, Texas
Deandra has spent time in Texas, Maine, and Nigeria, and she's got 10 siblings! She also loves to be the center of attention, and her bio states that "according to her mom, she thrives in the spotlight." Is that a drag from her mom? A compliment? Unclear, but we hope we get to meet her mom. Deandra is a farmer's market aficianado, hates EDM, and still cries when she gets her blood drawn. We'd give Deandra our rose.
Jenna, 22, Nursing Student, Illinois
Jenna would do anything to eat pasta with Chrissy Teigen one day, which same. She also has a pet goldfish named George who gives great advice, and she loves to bowl, knit, throw darts, and go to trivia nights. Her life changed after a trip to Africa for a medical mission so now she's really into activities that make her happy, and there's no way there's not a little sitcom about Jenna and her advice-giving goldfish in the works already.
Lexi, 26, Marketing Coordinator, NYC
Lexi and her college boyfriend broke up so they could pursue their careers, and now she believes dating as a redhead is particularly hard. She would rather be buried alive than trapped in a room filled with frogs, and she's too sassy for suburban life. She is extremely turned off by people who are desperate (so it will be interesting to see how she does on The Bachelor...).
Kylie, 26, Entertainment Sales Associate, Los Angeles
Kylie refuses to date anyone until her family approves of them, and she has a five year plan that includes being married with a kid and living in SoCal. The last time a guy tried to kiss her, she turned away. She'd love to go on safari in Africa and she's a batting cage queen.
Avonlea, 27, Cattle Rancher, Texas
Fun fact: Avonlea is the name of the fictional town where Anne of Green Gables lives. But this woman is not a fictional town; she's a rancher, with a degree in ranch management, who also models for local Texas designers. She thanks her cows after she milks them and is a certified scuba diver who's been to almost all 50 states in an RV (gonna guess that does not include Hawaii). She's got a wide range of interests and she's polite to cows, and we like that.
Jasmine, 25, Client Relations Manager, Texas
Jasmine love a book club, rock climbing, cooking, volunteering at her church, her family's Vietnamese traditions, and her golden retriever Gnarles Barkley. She has no interest in a guy who sits on the couch all day and plays video games, and the man of her dreams would be able to help her build a table. She did not specify if it's a table from scratch or a table from Ikea or a table of contents or a more metaphorical table, but maybe Jasmine's open to any table at all.
Payton, 23, Business Development Rep, Massachusetts
Payton recently found her long-lost sister, and is described as "the type of woman who goes into a bar alone and leaves with 100 new best friends." She is not athletic and loves to socialize over a good glass of wine, though she's "coming into this with two glasses," whatever that means. She's got serious FOMO and loves talking to strangers. She currently lives in her parents' basement. That last line is the real kicker of this bio.
Mykenna, 22, Fashion Blogger, BC, Canada
Mykenna is obsessed with Grey's Anatomy, to which we can relate. Her grandparents got engaged on their first date, and she's constantly inspired by them. She really wants to start her own charity and loves to go to car shows with her dad. How very...regular.
Natasha, 31, Event Planner, NYC
Natasha wants to prove "Mysterious is sexy" but she also makes her presence known whenever she enters a room. She loves extremes, either hosting a huge party or at home watching a movie. She wants to pioneer "disco yoga" which we would love to try, and she's afraid of rats, mice, spiders, and anything that crawls.
Sydney, 24, Retail Marketing Manager, Alabama
"Sydney loves love!" her bio begins. She was just recently broken up with, and she loves to hike, dance, bake, and plan fantasy vacations. Her favorite holiday is Valentine's Day, and she rewards her daily jogs with a cupcake.
Shiann, 27, Administrative Assistant, Las Vegas
Shiann loves competitive horseback riding and traveling to other countries and has had some seriously bad luck with dating, but she really loves her lower back and really wants to go skydiving.
Alexa, 27, Esthetician
Alexa grew up hunting on a farm in Springfield, Illinois, but now lives in Chicago and owns a waxing salon. She's a free spirt with a lot of hippie in her, all about love and acceptance but she loves an opinion, which is a contradiction. She also loves amusement parks but hates roller coasters, loves both book clubs and night clubs, and allowed a game of Heads or Tails to determine her move to Chicago. We like her. Alexa, do well on this show.
Kiarra, 23, Nanny, Georgia
Kiarra says her greatest skill is that she can "literally talk to a brick wall about anything and everything." She wants a man who can help her find her lost car keys, is terrified of being trapped on the top of a roller coaster, is turned off by a man who grinds his teeth, and will pick napping over almost any other activity.
Hannah Ann, 23, Model, Tennessee
Hannah Ann is a model with a southern accent who lives at home and loves painting and interior decorating. Like us, she could watch home improvement shows all day and never get bored. Unlike us, she is a model who travels the world for work. You win some you lose some.
Alayah, 24, Miss Texas 2019
Is is last season all over again? Alayah's a pageant queen who competed in Miss Texas four times before winning, and her bio wonders "will this pageant girl be on good terms with the other ladies or will familiar faces from her past resurface?" We don't need another Hannah Brown/Caelyn Miller-Keyes situation here, people. Alayah writes poetry, lists her spirit animal as the Texas Longhorn, and loves Reddit—the most shocking thing about this bio.
Katrina, 28, Pro Sports Dancer, Chicago
Katrina's mom tells her she needs to settle down soon because her biological clock is ticking, and we'd like to say that's very rude of Katrina's mom. Katrina wants to be a college dance coach, and her best friend is her hairless cat Jasmine, with whom she does everything, including birthday parties, shopping, and watching TV. Last Halloween, Katrina and her cat dressed up as each other. We'll just be over here imagining a friend showing up to our birthday party with her cat in tow and hoping Jasmine will be joining Katrina on The Bachelor.
Savannah, 27, Realtor, Texas
Savannah loves being the center of attention and says she has a bad habit of laughing at inappropriate moments, which sounds fun. She loves to roller skate and go shopping specifically at Revolve, and she sometimes treats herself to a Vampire Facial. She loves to sit on her back porch and feed turtles, and thus refers to herself as "The Turtle Princess." Is it Turtle Time on The Bachelor this season??