The gold standard of bad sequel titles. Michael Bay must be a fan, right?
James Bond titles are either dumb (Tomorrow Never Dies) or brilliant (For Your Eyes Only), and there's a fine line between them.
This one is (a) no fun, (b) obviously Oscar baity, and (c) confusing. In other words, it's no Octopussy.
In other news, Sandra Bullock has an Oscar.
Sometimes those old-timey serial-style titles George Lucas likes work just fine (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom). Other times, well...at least they're funny.
Movies this awesome should not have such mathematically confusing titles.
We get it! Instead of Ocean's Eleven 2! Clever! But then, it's also kind of pretentious and egg-heady—which we could forgive if the movie wasn't such a let-down.
This is basically the same title as the first movie. Weak.
It didn't sound dirty until this fourth one.
Not the worst, but so the funniest.
Heck, this one's actually kinda brilliant, right?
Let us know which great bad sequel titles we missed in the comments!
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