"You're a clown." and "When I called you garbage, I meant that you were garbage."
Caroline Manzo's final meeting with Danielle Staub (until the reunion) ended with some magical words and her delivery was spot on.
"Who gon' check me, boo?"
There is really nothing to say about this one. You know this one. It speaks for itself.
The fact that "Have a piece of bread, maybe you'll calm down a little," and "Let's talk about the husband," not to mention, "I've had enough of you, you beast," all came from the same dinner proves that Kim Richards is a Real Housewives legend.
"People come for me all the time. They just don't find me."
Karen Huger said this in season one and it took a whole new meaning in season three when her costars tried to ambush her at home.
OK, really Teresa Giudice's whole table flip speech should be here, because it's a work of art, this is just the most obvious choice. But for your own enjoyment: "I am paying attention! Obviously there has to be something else. It's just not name change and arrested. There has to be something else. Are you stripping? You were stripping. Prostitution whore! You were f--king engaged 19 times! You f--king stupid bitch!"
"So nasty and so rude."
Has somebody wronged you? Don't like their behavior? NeNe Leakes' reunion line instantly became a hit, it even made it into her tagline for the following season. Here's the GIF for your needs.
"I'll tell you how I'm doing: Not well, bitch!"
Dorinda Medley is a whole mood.
"You have a little family van!"
Vicki Gunvalson's freakout over a car company sending a small van to take her entire family to the airport is Andy Cohen's No. 1 favorite Real Housewives moment for a reason.
"Fix it, Jesus."
"Who is Adrienne Maloof in this world?"
Well, who is she?
"I'm sorry that I said you were dumb. Maybe I meant that you're stupid, I don't know."
Muttered ever so casually, this line—directed at Ashley Darby—had Robyn Dixon and the rest of us dying of laughter.
"The only thing I'm guilty of is being Shah-mazing."
Accused of committing wire fraud ahead of RHOSLC season two, Jen Shah came back swinging with this unapologetic tagline.
"Be cool. Don't be all, like...uncool."
Instantly iconic the moment viewers got a glimpse of this scene in the trailer. Luann de Lesseps even made a song about it. Sort of. Acceptable to use when your friends are being drama queens.
"He told me that his nickname was Girth Brooks."
Briana Culberson said Brooks Ayers, her mother's ex-boyfriend who fabricated cancer treatment documents, hit on her while she was super pregnant and at Vicki's birthday party. Briana said he wanted to show her his penis and revealed his nickname…
"You're such a f--king liar, Camille!"
Kyle Richards exclaimed this during a face-off with former co-star Camille Grammer.
"I invited her into my home! I gave her a beverage!"
Reminiscent of Dorinda Medley's famous line, "I made it nice," Candiace Dillard's quote about Ashley Darby lives on.
"I'm Gone With the Wind fabulous!"
Kenya Moore said this after an explosive fight with co-star Porsha Williams.
"Pay attention, puh-lease."
The moment that started it all. It being Teresa Giudice's freakout over the book and Danielle Staub in general.
"You're going to go with Mary? Who f--ked her grandfather?"
In reference to co-star Mary Cosby, who's married to her step-grandfather, Jen Shah delivered this unforgettable dig.
"I was awoken in the middle of the night by two male voices. One was Luann's."
Carole Radziwill always had the best one-liners.
"You're a slut pig!"
Early Kim Richards on RHOBH provided some fascinating lines, including this insult hurled at Brandi Glanville when the sisters Richards were united.
"You are psychotic, Jesus Jugs!"
Before Tamra Judge found religion, she called Alexis Bellino this wild insult at a RHOC reunion.
"It's Turtle Time."
Booze + Ramona Singer = Classic lines. Another Scary Island moment that is now synonymous with getting your drank on.
"I am f--king Denise Richards, Kyle."
Denise said this in a confessional while recounting an argument with Kyle Richards over getting glam.