Gotcha! Sorry, we just thought we'd start off by making you laugh 'cause even The Chad knows there's no chance in HELL he's the next Bachelor after his polarizing stint on the show, filled with threats of violence and lunch meat binges.
"Being the Bachelor would obviously be amazing, to have a choice from a group of absolutely beautiful women...but I don't know," Justin Bieber's favorite contestant told Jimmy Kimmel. "I feel like at this point I was portrayed to be a little too crazy to be that person."