"I didn't know whether to drape it across the window or the bed. It was still 50% less a winner."
"Just as Sybil had multiple personalities to pull from, Tatiana has almost a dozen and chose the wrong one."
"Not trying to block Dasha's vibe but the color block ain't working. Even this will tangle Crazy Eyes."
"She should have left this in her grandma's closet when the hoop went out."
"This is one time I'm not green with envy. I can't decide whether she's competing in a pageant or going to a cocktail party. #underdressed"
"With this dress, always a bridesmaid never a bride."
"The Prada gown was stunning but would have liked to have seen it on someone with a little more curves."
"I worship Sofía Vergara. Never a disappointment. Who would have thought St. John could have ever looked so sexy. #thankgodforcurves"
"For those that follow me know that I have scandalous thoughts when it comes to Kerry Washington and hopefully one of those will occur in this beautiful Marc Jacobs. #moveoverfitzandjake"
"Taraji kept her cookie covered in this stunning Alexander Wang, proving she's ready for the takeover. #badbitch"
"I'm not sure who Heidi fought with before she arrived but she's too beautiful to try and channel Donatella Versace. #hotmess"
"I'm normally Mad for this voluptuous beauty but after last night I'm just MAD."
"As much as I love this duo, Julianne was a zero and got caught up in the web. I love when she channels Doris Day."
"This Carolina girl is absolutely stunning but the kaleidoscope isn't working for me. At least the tats are covered. #blindspot"