"Nerd alert #nerdalert"
"She's so good they already made her king of her job. Thanks @burgerking"
"Safety first"
"She's the rapper I'm the DJ"
"Watching Ken Burns' 'The War'"
"@amyschumer"
"YOURE a bad father"
"2 years ago"
"squad"
"A rapper ate my baby just like Fox News said would happen @thereallyrealelp"
"She made this ball"
"When you're childless and Disney puts out something like Cars starring Larry the Cable Guy you're like "ugh that looks awful and generic" and then you have a two year old and she LOVES Mater the truck played by Larry the Cable Guy and then you see the truck he's based on and she spends twenty minutes touching it and then you love the movie Cars."