Get ready to laugh, cry and generally feel all of the feelings, because we rounded up all of the best TV quotes of all time...and tried to rank them. It was next to impossible, but we did it! From the nostalgic to the hilarious to the heartbreaking to the random, we've got 'em all. Click through the gallery to check them all out, ranked from the good to the absolutely iconic!
"Oh, my nose!" — Marcia Brady
"Why is your penis on a dead girl's phone?" — Annalise Keating
"Day man! (ah-ah-ah) Fighter of the nightman! (ah-ah-ah) Champion of the Sun! You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone." — Charlie and Dennis
"The tribe has spoken." — Jeff Probst
"And I won't stand beside you. Not again, Peter. Not in a million years. So, don't listen to me, keep lying to me, I don't care. But do listen to your political instincts. You want to be reelected? You want me to be elected? Then zip up your pants, shut your mouth and stop banging the help." — Alicia
"Holy ____________, Batman!" — Robin
"New York's hottest club is…" — Stefon
"Hodor!" — Hodor
"Are we gladiators? Or are we bitches?" — Harrison Wright
"Just look at the flowers, Lizzie." — Carol
"That's hot." — Paris Hilton
"Surprise, motherf--ker!" — Doakes
"It's a metaphor, you potato with eyes!" — Pennsatucky
"Troy and Abed in the moooooorning!" — Troy and Abed
"Where are you getting your juice?" — Jackson"I don't know, my mom does all the grocery shopping." — Scott
"Surprise, bitch. Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me." — Madison
"Acknowledge me now or lose me forever." — Seth
"Stay out of it, Nick Lachey!" — Brooke
"Scatter the nuns!" — Caputo
"Eight letters, three words. Say it and I'm yours." — Blair
"And that, kids, is how I met your mother." — Ted Mosby
"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" — Jan
"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." — Jim