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20) Kelly Ripa
"I'm a Jersey girl. Don't smoke near my hair."
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19) Andy Cohen
"I may be a man, but I fight like a girl."
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18) Reese Witherspoon
"Keep it pretty, puhleeze!"
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17) Khloé Kardashian
"I'm a badass bitch and I own it."
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16) Jimmy Fallon
"I'd love to write you a thank you note, but I'm not sure you know how to read."
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15) Susan Lucci
"I'm Erica Kane. That's enough said."
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14) Billy Eichner
"Hi I'm BIlly and I don't want to hear Amanda Seyfried sing anymore!"
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13) Cecily Strong
"I may live with my dog Lucy, but I'm the HBIC in my house."
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12) Mark Consuelos
"I'm Mark. When you need me the most, I'm there the least."
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11) Nia Vardalos
"I'm a middle child from Winnipeg. I'll leave now."
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10) Grace Helbig
"I put the awww in awkward."
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9) Carmen Electra
"I like bad boys and bad boys like me."
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8) Laverne Cox
"I don't start fights. I finish them."
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7) Lady Gaga
"They may say I'm a woman, but underneath I'm all man."
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6) Snoop Dogg
"Girl, please."
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5) Jackie Collins
"I'm going to bang every guy on this show."
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4) Chrissy Teigen
I may be married to John, but I'm a legend in my own right."
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3) Skylar Astin
"My pitch may be perfect, but I'm a f--king mess."
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2) Lindsay Lohan
"I'm done with mugshots and I'm ready for an Oscar."
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1) Amy Schumer
"Some people say I'm a whore, but I am."
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