"I'm a Jersey girl. Don't smoke near my hair."
"I may be a man, but I fight like a girl."
"Keep it pretty, puhleeze!"
"I'm a badass bitch and I own it."
"I'd love to write you a thank you note, but I'm not sure you know how to read."
"I'm Erica Kane. That's enough said."
"Hi I'm BIlly and I don't want to hear Amanda Seyfried sing anymore!"
"I may live with my dog Lucy, but I'm the HBIC in my house."
"I'm Mark. When you need me the most, I'm there the least."
"I'm a middle child from Winnipeg. I'll leave now."
"I put the awww in awkward."
"I like bad boys and bad boys like me."
"I don't start fights. I finish them."
"They may say I'm a woman, but underneath I'm all man."
"I'm going to bang every guy on this show."
I may be married to John, but I'm a legend in my own right."
"My pitch may be perfect, but I'm a f--king mess."
"I'm done with mugshots and I'm ready for an Oscar."
"Some people say I'm a whore, but I am."
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