He promised to release all of Santa's classified documents by Christmas.
The little lights aren't fuckering, Clark.
If you make a date with someone and they request chicken and whiskey, that's a keeper.
Count me out.
Look at Danielle. Over there browsing the reading books. She think she better than me.
Brewed exclusively in a trailer in the Nevada dessert.
Perfect for making cookies of your favorite Veggie Takes characters...dicks and balls.
A few rounds of Penicillin and you should be back to regular old dick sponge.
Tell your cat to just hide it in an old purse.
Made from the tears of baby oranges, a.k.a. orange juice.
If you're allergic, there's also Halibutt.
TIP: try shaving with vodka.
Jared...is that you?
Master Bait & Tube Socks
For Sunday football with your jihadist friends.
If you want this Gothic Lace Navy Crew, you're going to have to prove it.
And sits in the trash can. This is a low point of humanity.
We think it looks good.
I mean, it's accurate, but c'mon.
Apparently congressman are immune to jedi mind tricks.
Apparently he doesn't realize that he can leave.
Chapter One: Getting The Drugs
The Brisk doesn't even need to be microwaved.